Craigslist Ad of the Day: I gave him my heart, he gave me his urine.
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Craigslist Ad of the Day: I gave him my heart, he gave me his urine.
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Oh God I am the American Dream reblog.
Hey, I can take about an hour on the Tower of Power, as long as I gets me a little golden shower…
Me: Would you break up with me if I peed on you while we were sleeping? cv: Maliciously? Me: In any case. cv: It depends...
This is amazing.